January 2012
been outside for 10 minutes. already annoyed by everyone. amateur night is the worst!
Jan 1st
wow.
can’t believe I’m going out on nye and don’t even need a jacket! Happy New Year, Y’all!!
Jan 1st
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December 2011
this kathie lee/hoda montage just made my life. thank you, today show!
Dec 30th
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ugh.
why is it the only boys that are interested in me have boyfriends/fiancés/husbands?!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“I left between when you taught the 3yo the f word and the hot tub”
– real life text I got right now. about last night’s party
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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WatchWatch
verymarykate: santa “who would want to live at the north pole? i don’t even go north of 14th street this time of year.”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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it's 9:56am
we have already had cookies and donuts. the holidays are the WORST!
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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A Simple Chat With Rustydotcom (AKA GLITTER)
Rusty: Omg. Slut. You are obsessed with Ryan Gosling.
Me: I AM! Like you are are obsessed with Jake! omg lets have a 4 way!
Rusty: I am. Let's have a foursome!
Me: LMAO! great whores think a like!
Rusty: HAHAHAHA YES!
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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i WILL go for a run tonight!
i WILL go for a run tonight!
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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that time i got robbed.
(sorry for the super-long post - but i needed to document this traumatic life moment!) so yesterday - i was super duper hungover (and slightly tipsy again - since megsammor and i shared our typical bottle of champagne before leaving the apt) and we decided to get chipotle. we were enjoying our massive burritos (and chips & guac) and i had my iphone out on the counter next to me, as per...
Dec 19th
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Anonymous asked: You're *too* gay.
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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yay! dc!
Dec 16th
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Party Rock Anthem!
prepping for my party weekend in dc the only way i know how: listening to my spotify playlist of 40 remixes of PRA! t-minus 1:45 to arrival!
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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also awkward:
that time you went to work on a friday and realized you were wearing a saturday outfit. pink tee under a black tee (both super tight, obvi) jeans pink sequin converse nails all a’holiday and all a’glitter whoops? ps - good thing there is rosé in my sigg. edit - good thing i keep an emergency cardigan that just happens to be complimentary to this outfit in my desk.
Dec 16th
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awkward: that moment you leave your apt and realize you have no clue what you put in your suitcase.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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officially done with jury duty!
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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“it’s not that it’s early. it’s just that I have things I want...”
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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dear upstairs neighbor,
it’s bad enough i have to hear your operatic singing every afternoon. I don’t need to also hear you having sex on a saturday morning, confirming for me that even lame middle-aged opera singers are getting more action than I am. thanks, -rdc
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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we are currently 1 hour into our 15 minute...
court is fun, y’all!
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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The Most Used Hashtags of 2011
imwithkanye: According to Twitter, these were the year’s most used pound-sign-phrases: #egypt #tigerblood #threewordstoliveby #idontunderstandwhy #japan #improudtosay #superbowl #jan25 #2 makes me embarrassed for America.
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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