February 2011
January 2011
“Eat less.”
– 2010 Dietary Guidelines Finally Get Tough on Obesity (via doree)
this is revolutionary.
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note to people who live in Wisconsin:
please stop being surprised/complaining that it is going to snow. you live in Wisconsin.
“…meanwhile in Egypt thousands of people will fight for their fundamental...”
– America’s narcissism taints Egypt coverage
i love this sentence at the end of the article. this isn’t our fight and instead of thinking of how this will affect the U.S. - we should be thinking about what the people of Egypt are going through right now.
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omg.
it’s snowing. again.
happiness
happiness is finding a deduction i missed on my taxes resulting in a few hundred dollars i wasn’t expecting to have!
What We Mean When We Say New York, New York
markcoatney:
You want to know what Manhattan is? Manhattan is a infinite series of small, toxic slushy lakes, crisscrossed by impassable snow mountains. A distinguishing feature of these lakes is that they look exactly like solid asphalt pavement.
They are not.
i was doing SO WELL jumping over the slushy lakes on my run yesterday, until i was about two blocks from home, made a giant leap...
NEW LADY GAGA LYRICS: BORN THIS WAY →
BORN THIS WAY WRITTEN BY: LADY GAGA PRODUCED BY: LADY GAGA, FERNANDO GARIBAY, DJ WHITE SHADOW MIXED AND ENGINEERED BY: DAVID RUSSEL INTRO: It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up ‘cause you were Born This Way, Baby VERSE: MY MAMA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG WE ARE ALL BORN SUPERSTARS SHE ROLLED MY HAIR AND PUT MY LIPSTICK ON IN THE GLASS OF HER...
zomg! thundersnow!
sleep.
i need to sleep for about 6 days to recover from my birthday celebrations.
sorry for the lack of posts - but just be prepared for weeks of birthday multimedia. there are photos, videos and lots of fabulousness!
(except no photos of the actual party on saturday night, since we all forgot to take pictures)
thanks to everyone who came out this weekend to help me celebrate!! (and congratulations...
sitting in sweatpants watching football. perfect end to my birthday weekend!
ombirthday!
having so much fun with Ross
edit: thanks to Ross for posting this at my bday party!
"sucker"
this has been said at least 6 times so far.
my phone is going to die before this is over.
I may as well.
someone just said “inappropriate touching” and I almost lol’d
what?!
this hr lady just alluded to the fact that she believes sexual orientation is a choice.
wtf.
this hr lady just alluded to the fact that she believes sexual orientation is a choice.
wtf.
this hr lady just alluded to the factthat he believes sexual orientation is a choice.
wtf.
drunk.com
aka what I am right now on this train.
this 3-hour harassment training is gonna be rulllll fun!
why is today not a snow day?!
don’t these bitches know it’s my birthday(weekend)?!
hotdaddy.com →
i just typed this in instead of godaddy.com.
shockingly, it is NOT a porn site.
The case of the missing cupcake.
me: also
i had a half of a cupcake in a box on my desk
and the box is there
and the cupcake is gone
TRUEF*CKINGSTORY.com
g&g: wtf.com
how could you leave half of a cupcake behind?!
me: SO NOT THE POINT